Saturday, March 17, 2012

Life of a stewardess

Highlight of the day adalah merhatiin pramugari dalam melayani penumpang. Bottom line: mungkin klo gw jadi pramugari bisa cepet gila. Either gila atau mati muda. Hehe mungkin ekstrim yak, tapi baru hari ini aja dan baru ngamatin 90 menit perjalanan aja gw udah stress duluan. Semua gara2 ini:

Penumpang ga bisa bahasa indonesia.
Itu masih lazim, jamak. Yang bikin masalah adalah.. Penumpang juga ga ngerti bahasa inggris, blasss sama sekali. Sementara dese duduk di kursi nomer 15, dimana butuh briefing khusus dari pramugari tentang evakuasi keadaan emerhensi. Kelar dah tu pake bahasa tarzan.

Penumpang (kayaknya) belom pernah naik pesawat.
Ok i shudnt judge like this, tapi dari jawabannya sih gw pingin pengsan.

Pramugari: mau minum apa pak?
Penumpang: ice capuccino mbak. Lantang, datar.
Pramugari: hah? Oh kita ga ada pak.
Penumpang: oh ga ada? Adanya apa?

Idih buset untung mbaknya pengalaman kayanya jadi tetep senyum.. Nah kalo gw mah dr awal dia minta ice capuccino udh gw jawab: ya menurut looo?

Penumpang bolot.
Pramugari nawarin makan sbb:

Pramugari: mau makan apa pak, ada nasi kuning ikan atau mie goreng ayam?
Penumpang: nasi kuning..AYAM.

Hanjrit kalo gua adalah pramugari: bah dikata ini warung bibilo bisa milih?!

Nah gitu deh jadi pramugari. Pening ga sih?

Monday, March 12, 2012

What are we?

I read my timeline mostly in the morning. Usually while doing number 2. But thats too much information, innit? :p

My morning timeline is almost the same.

Monday means zombie faces tweet about how energetic today will be.

Tuesday and Wednesday are quite similar: very boring and mundane, stuffs like: good god, still faraway from weekend!

Thursday is quite unique: lordy lord, tomorrow is weekend already? Yep, tweeted by the same person who whine about Tuesday & Wednesday.

And Friday! Yes, Friday. Countless people worshipping Friday. TGIF, says most people. I guess its hard being Friday.

Saturday: happy people tweet about their weekend activity. Friends and family, no fuss and no wuss.

Sunday: people quite laid back on Sunday, i tell ya. Note on this: only in the morning. Sunday nite is hellish, with the cries and whines about the dreadful Monday.

Thursday, March 08, 2012

SLOW JAM

My mellow side strikes me theese days. Dengan cuaca mendung dan lagu lagu r&b 90'an , you know how it is kan. A new habit, yang cukup mahal dan mungkin ngak bisa sering-sering gw kerjain adalah duduk di coffe shop - famous known as el bon bon, order iced moccha cappucino yang sebentar lagi akan bereaksi terhadap perut gw. well it works, karena bikin gw sedikit terjaga dari sleepyhead ... dan biasanya berlanjut ngak kerasa waktu udah makan siang lagi and I could escape to go home. Sounds like a dream job ya. Well it is, but a not that dreamy. Like every office have it owns drama. I tell you what it is ya. Perusahaan gw ini kecil, and most likely cewe semua isinya. Mungkin kalo digambarin kayak Smith di "Who's that Girl?" , but gw ngak sekeren dia dan posisinya juga biasa aja. Lebih tepatnya kalau pernah liat film "friends with benefits?" nah persis kayak gitu deh.

Anyway, dengang ini bisa dibilang bahwa tingkat sensitifitasnya juga tinggi banget, jadi musti hati hati banget .. bisa dibilang gw suka jam kerjanya tapi the people around kok kayaknya yeah for a guy like me - just too sensitive. I need my bro-mance, I need my guys! I need guys that we could talk loud and work hard at the same time.

not just silent and do nothing. well it's just too damn bored for me.

-r-